There must always be a Thor.
Space saving furniture
IM GONNA SHIT THIS IS SO SATISFYING
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
Apparently it doesn’t count if you don’t do them all at once.
You’re gonna miss each and every shot you can’t be bothered to take. That’s not living life—that’s just being a tourist. Take every shot, Kate. If it’s worth caring about, no matter how impossible you think it is—you take the shot.
Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think
"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"
“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever
Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.